WARNING: Actual thoughts going on in the minds of of Fangirls, teenage guys, teenage girls, Fag-Hags, and just in general some kinky teens. I’m not kidding. If you don’t think you want to know this about me or my friends, don’t read it.
This means you, Alex.
Ok, now that I’ve given the warning, I’d like to say I only put it there ’cause I hate leaving thigs out. If I’m gunna blog, i’m gunna do it right, goddamiot.
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Ok, seeing as I haven’t posted in a few days, I’ll fill you in on whatever I mat or may not have said in the past few posts.
It all started this weekend, when Amanda and I were on the phone with her boyfriend, Tyler, and somehow we started talking about his ~I’ll be somewhat “politically correct” or wtf/e here~ “fantasies”. And then we were talking about Amanda’s locker-room conversation about all her friend’s’s and then Amanda’s spider fettish. Here are her plans for Tyler. Seriously she wrote them down.
1: Kiss him senseless.
2: Tie him to bed.
3: Straddle him.
4: Release trantulas.
5: I won’t go into this one, come to think of it.
And then we got on my whole “chain” thing. And I promise you I will not go into detail here, nor have I any time else. ‘Cause…well… just no.
Fast forward to like….Tuesday. So I stupidly Tell Cameron about Amanda’s plan to get him ~ME~ handcuffs that are pink and fuzzy, and ~obviously~ being the guy he is, ’cause apparently it’s a guy thing, so he asks why. Like WHY I wanted them.
So I refuse to tell him. For two days. ~do yuo guys get my drift yet?~
And then yesterday, he FINALLY figures it out. And I swear this is what he says word-for-word:
“Is it, like, you banging my brains out?”
I swear, my jaw dropped. But I said, “Yeah, pretty much anyway.”
So we were talking about that and I so inadvertantly discoverd this.
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Cat: Holy shit, you think about it that much? Since when??
Cam: Er…
Cat: Tell me!
Cam: Like scine a long time ago?
Cat: Like a long time ago as in before you cheated on me-
Cam: No, way longer than that, like the first time I SAW you.
Cat: Wow, that is a long time.
Cam: I actually thought about it when I was cheating on you too.
Cat: er—
Cam: Yeah, it was kind of an accident I did it in the first place…Like I thought we broke up ’cause we never talked ever, but then Ricardo told me you still thought we were and I was all “Oh, shit.” And I knew I screwed up.
Cat: Huh.
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Yeah. Interesting stuff, interesting stuff.
And the end yo my somewhat weird post. Enough insite for today, I have a concert to attend.
